1st Driving Class!!
Wee!!
Instructor: Pernah tak pandu kereta?
Char: Tak pernah sentuh kereta pun.
Instructor: Habis, tahu tak apa pedal pedal dekat kaki saya ini?
Char: Tahu. Itu accelerator, brek and clutch.
Instructor: Kalau nak tukar gear, tekan apa?
Char: Clutch!
Instructor: Eh, kalau tak pernah sentuh kereta, macam mana awak tahu?
Char: Oh, saya hafal dari buku!
Instructor: “=_=
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Instructor: ( introduced me to the gear, pedals and etc ) Ok, sekarang awak start pandu.
Char: ( act very smart, so I on the engine ) Erm, macam mana nak pandu? (shys away)
Instructor: Hehe. Ok first tekan clutch.
Char: ok. ( Tekan sikit sikit )
Instructor: Lepas itu, naik gear satu.
Char: *Tries very hard to change gear* Erm, clutch kena tekan berapa dalam?
Instructor: Tekan habis.
Char: Oh! ”=_=
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Char: Erm, sekarang pusing mana?
Instructor: Kiri.
Char: Har? *usually pusing kanan punya, suddenly I am on the road going to the main road* U-turn ke?
Instructor: Bukan. *turns my steering wheel more to the left*
Char: Kita pergi mana ni?
Instructor: Pergi jalan besar.
Char: *screams in her head. Ever so frightened* *i am not ready!!!*
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On the main road
Instructor: Eh, awak takut ke?
Char: Yea
Instrcutor: Jangan pegang stereng kuat sangat, saya tak dapat belok untuk awak. Tak payah takut sangat la.
Char: Saya takut saya langgar orang..
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