What will i say if one day, a guy asks me “What do you think about sex?”

This is what i’ll say…

It is a process of reproduction. Without it,  we’ll extinct. So it is a must do! It is our responsibility! We must have sex! 

To make life easier for you, read AS level Biology text books. Sorry to say, porno doesn’t work. Makes you high but nah, it is like some comic strip. Fun in the beggining but no fun in the end. Serve no purpose.

People mistaken it as a ritual of love but the plain truth is, it is not. It is a ritual of fulfilling each other’s desires, general needs, and of course, the spreading of genes! But most choose to do it with their loved ones, because it is more hygenic and safer. At least go ask your partner have a bath with dettol and antiseptic with anti HIV jap (info: so far no such jap has been discovered) or something like that. Prevents your self from getting skin diseases and rashes.  No Itchiness Anymore!

I used to dream of snakes, and so i asked my mom about it. You know what she said? “People say dreaming of snakes meaning you are always thinking about sex.” But that time i was only 10? I don’t understand why people like to relate almost everything with sex. It is very annoying. It is just an intercourse of reproduction!! Why are people making  big ooh-ahs about it. And watching Chua Soi Lek’s movie is just plain disgusting la ( i didn’t watch it but i don’t understand why adults want/like to watch people having sex when they can DO IT THEM SELVES!)

I never like dreaming about snakes! They make my hair stand!

Do i believe that sex improves ones’ relationship? Nah… Hugging does though! This is because, normally sex is done for one’s desires, but hugging? both! =) i want a hug!! Hug me when you see me!